shocked my pants off 

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

shocked my pants off by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

Slonked by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Shoked

(sh-OAK-ed) adj., The feeling of being surprised in a good way; of being shocked and stoked at the same time.

I'm shoked! I can't believe I won these Kiss tickets!

Shoked by Jason Watts April 22, 2009

Bottle Shocked 

The adjective describing someone who is shocked and or appalled by the drastic changes given to the Propel Water's new appearance. Person Usually feels faint, and may even vomit in some cases.

Boy 1: Hey check out Propels new bottles, they're adorable!

Boy 2: *throws up*

Boy 1: oooh.....must be Bottle Shocked, poor lad.

Bottle Shocked by Propel connoisseur March 13, 2009

Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

Shocked-it by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009

Swonked 

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

Swonked by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

Shtonked 

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

Shtonked by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019