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Sherri Shepherd 

v. 1. to draw a great deal of heat and negative attention (even from the unlikeliest of people) to oneself as from a show of shocking mental retardation; to make a fool or an ass of oneself
2. to draw attention to oneself as by devouring food in great quantities in an obnoxiously conspicuous and gross fashion
3. To say absolutely nothing during a group conversation in less it is to do one of the above 2 definitions
Oscar was assaulted by all of his classmates, as well as all of the teachers outside of the campus grounds for the Sherri Shepherding he did during his classes; he made comments such as, "I don't know if the earth is flat. I've never thought about it. I think we all need to go to the library." This ultimately his classmates and his science teacher and once word got around the school about it, it pissed off everyone else as well.

thirty-four year old Verona was laughed out of her third grade class and pwned over and over and over again by all of her friends, as well as her parents, after she Sherri Shepherded on the subject of sexual intercourse; Verona admitted to being a virgin because she "just ain't not know what sex is. It never crossed my mind. I'm too busy trying to figure out where babies come from to worry about silly, unimportant things like sex."

Although Natasha isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, she doesn't Sherri Shepherd or do anything too outrageously idiotic.

Samuel didn't exactly Sherri Shepherd as he was never harshly raked over the coals or even noticed for his moronic comments; I guess he's attractive and popular enough to be an idiot without Sherri Shepherding.
Sherri Shepherd by Samuel Marsh April 11, 2008
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Sherri Alvarenga 

defined as Very smart, sexy, and powerful. Has a heart of Gold.
Sherri Alvarenga by Rigflairdrip November 8, 2022
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Sherri-FJ 

a wise lord that some time get lost in the sauce with his own gravitational pull (Fat Boi)
damn that Sherri-FJ guy is CHONKY
Sherri-FJ by gargleCock December 4, 2022

Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome 

This is what happens when the Canoe Girl leaves you hanging and goes to watch a parade.
I couldn't go with her and I got Sherri Withdrawal Syndrome real bad.

Dirty Sherri 

verb -The act of walking into a Chinese run convenience store in the city of Hamilton, Ontario whilst having s note, written with a permanent marker on your forehead that states -"I love cock.".
"I need some milk please" yet the marking on the forehead is clear. Alas a Dirty Sherri situation.
Dirty Sherri by Dirtee Raul March 31, 2008

Roberta Sherri 

Overweight Fatasses who yell at their son as they eat them out. Takes up all the space on the couch. A Bigot who yells at someone that isnt the right color.
Dude that racist bitch Roberta Sherri she gets on my damn nerves
Roberta Sherri by Jdjdjehs9sjx September 11, 2018

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009