muffed up 

muffed up means fucked up. use "muff" to replace fuck. very fun to use so you dont get in trouble by the parentals or offend the old folks. use different variations of muff too-muffer, muffing, etc.

That's muffed up dude!
Go muff yourself.

muffed up by Kyle Ernesti June 18, 2006

murked 

To be badly defeated at something

I got murked by that dude in the race. His car is like 100mph faster than mine.

murked by Logik June 21, 2004

Muffed the Punt 

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

Muffed the Punt by soccerfag September 28, 2009

Murred out 

A state of utter confusion that can be brought about in various ways, e.g. immediately after waking up, or hearing an unfamiliar inside joke. Some people are more prone to being murred out than others.

Matthew: I tried to go to class today, but I forgot that today is Labor Day. I spent 20 minutes sitting in the lecture hall waiting for the professor to show up.

Jack: Sounds like you were murred out, dawg.

Murred out by ImaTreeWizard November 17, 2010

muffed 

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

muffed by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007

murked 

To murk = to kill
To get murked = to be killed

Damn Leon got murked!
or
Im gon' murk that nigga Leon!

murked by Stealonu April 29, 2003

Muffed 

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

Muffed by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009