Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.
That bitch just muffed me.
by Bridgetspace January 06, 2009

by Bridgetspace January 06, 2009

An adjective meaning old as dirt. Originated, most likely, on the west side of Chicago in "K Town". Think of Medusa 1,000 years old... BETHUSA
by Bridgetspace January 06, 2009
