Hosking 

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

Hosking by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

honking out a dirt snake by viviris April 14, 2010

Hodking around 

Hodking around is a phrase which is used when someone (mostly women) is having sex with the whole neighborhood,city or state.

It comes from the czech "hodkuju" after the Great Slut of Chomutov, to honor her and remind everyone that no-one can ever suck the whole ice hockey junior league (may the Pirates cum her).

Person1: What's Elizabeth doing?
Person2: Well, she's just hodking around

Hodking around by Cdxd May 29, 2019

Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe

"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics

Shoe-horning by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017

ben hocking 

a fat nobody,
no one likes him as he is a friend stealer! if you meet one you have to ditch him as he can mess with your mind. hes known to cheat on girls but never ends up with on cos of his facial feateres!

hey i know a ben hocking
me: RUN

ben hocking by 69cat69 October 29, 2020

Show-Horsing 

When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.

Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.

Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.

Show-Horsing by Jack Parkman November 4, 2009