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Barrow-In-Furness 

A small town in Cumbria, North West of England (near Kendal.)

Although Barrow may be absolutely tiny, it is a very good place to go and look around. Although I have never been to Barrow it is one of the greatest cities in the world.
Lets go to Barrow-In-Furness, I hear there's a pigeon that lives there.

Many people have claimed to have seen Barrow, including the people that live there.

I'm so happy that Barrow is in the same planet as me
Barrow-In-Furness by Mr Creosote October 14, 2011
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Cory Furness 

A generally teenage male who is the epitome of the world's failure and is, by and large, commonly unsuccessful in everyday life. Frequently heard to say "Nyaa-Dug!" in occurrence of failure
OMGWTFBBQ look at that muppet over there, he fails like cory furness
Cory Furness by wooticles October 24, 2009

Barrow-in-Furness 

A town situated in the North West of England, one entrance and one exit, residents consist of the elderly, drug addicts, chavs, pedophile boy racers who pick up 15 year old girls from mc'donalds in the hopes of a shag and face a possible rape charge.
Most of barrows commerce are essentially charity shops, hair salons, takeaways, pubs and empty buildings! There's fuck all do to in this shit hole so if you ever come to visit turn around back up the A590 and go somewhere else before the radiation from BAE gets you.

Drug and knife crime where ever you go and some little tracksuit wearing cunt will try and size you up just for not wearing what he's wearing.
Highest teen pregnancy in Europe aswell as drug addiction and most depressing town in the UK as seen in the news!
Want to go to Barrow-in-Furness

No it's a Shit hole

Askam in Furness 

If u were to want to go to a nice costal town were everyone is cousins and sells no dna testers because if end up at this shit tip of a place u are a window licker of want to get in on some of the incest sex in askam All u have to do is go to a park we’re u will find many nonces looking to snatch up kids
If u ever went on one of the suns £5 holidays you would end up here where u would inevitably be shanked as u get of the train for ur money so the shady bloke can go buy some fags at the local shop for his gang of 6 yr olds . Askam In Furness lovely place visit now .
When a girl shaves every hair she's got off
"The chick I banged last night was totally furless"
furless by unknownone August 3, 2006
describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.

Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.

this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"

"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"

"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
funness by brian h March 30, 2005

funnessocity 

to have alot of fun might. be used as a sarcastic expression.
Joe:omg! i went to japan!
Allison: FUNNESSOCITY!!
funnessocity by cheer188 January 17, 2009