Dawsoning

To provide an adversary with an involuntary digit in their rectum, as popularised by the late 18th century merchant-capitalist, and renowned back-door finger blaster, Ignatius Dawson

“Oh lawks and crikey, that veritable blaggard Ignatius has only gone and given my 11 year old, wheel chair bound son a bloody Dawsoning!” - William Pitt the Elder mid-way through the parliamentary east India reform debates

Dawsoning by Chris fischer December 28, 2022

Dawnism 

An act whereby you try to make yourself look unbothered, but un intentionally make yourself look worse.

Person 1
Did she really just laugh about her husband wearing her underwear?
Person 2
Classic Dawnism

Dawnism by THE_MaDDD_♤HATTER January 26, 2024

Dawsons Jug 

Any object encrusted with something nasty (probably spunk).

"Those crispy socks I found under the bed were disgusting, Jonathan. They were like the bottom of Dawsons jug."

Dawsons Jug by Harry Brown and Earl July 6, 2025

damonism

a religion found in southern ireland where people worship potatoes as gods

#potato #religion #damonism

damonism by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025

Dawsoning

Stalking/ looking up ones personal information mostly related to addresses

he is dawsoning, that guy is so weird

Dawsoning by ReignNoti May 13, 2026

shane dawsons gc 

a group of a bunch of iconic asses/ detectives that include kaylee, sydney, reagan, katelyn, and rissa. they are all best friends and love each other endlessly. they are all beautiful, amazing and funny.

the shane dawsons gc is a gc that has a bunch of iconic teens that love each other to death

shane dawsons gc by wooowoooowoooo September 25, 2018