Skip to main content
Defined as something tight or dope. Also is the music scene in VA instead trap and drill music VA has a music scene called crank.
Aye Jojo that nigga Tee Grizzly new song be crankin.

Person1: ayo u listen to drill music?
Person2: naw Jojo I be listening to Crank music
Crank by Jaden Browner August 4, 2021
Related Words
To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.

Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.

In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.
Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’

‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’

‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’

Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’
Crank by S Noir. May 15, 2009
Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.
Man I stay away from that crank as long as I can score some glass.
crank by CD April 8, 2003
A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.
1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"
Crank by eagles85 January 20, 2009
Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!
person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!
Crank by lauren149 July 14, 2009
A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.
That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.
crank by Tom LaBelle June 11, 2006