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Branch Covidian Cult 

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.
Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.
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Covidteria 

A colloquialism referring to anywhere you would be highly likely to find and then become infected with Covid-19.
That friendly looking place is a veritable Covidteria of deadly illness!
Covidteria by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2020
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Covidiocy 

The loss of the ability to think logically during a global pandemic, resulting in behaviour such as hoarding items including toilet paper, and engaging in anti-social behaviour associated with the hoarding activities.
Did you hear about the supermarket riots over pasta, that’s a great example of covidiocy right there.
Covidiocy by WWSS March 20, 2020

Covidiot 

Relating to the 2020 Covid-19 virus:
Someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety.
A person who hoards goods, denying them from their neighbors.
Did you see that covidiot with 300 rolls of toilet paper in his basket?
That covidiot is hugging everyone she sees.
Covidiot by you'reandidiot March 16, 2020
Word of the Day on March 23, 2020

Branch Covidian 

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.
Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.
Branch Covidian by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Branch Covidian 

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.
That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!
Branch Covidian by Aintry May 13, 2022

Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.
Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.
Covidience by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020