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Heavy Cumer 

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
Heavy Cumer by Urban humor May 25, 2016
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Ham Cubes 

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.
Ham Cubes by Lizeah March 30, 2011

Energon cubes 

Food; see "grub" or "grubulon". Derived from the old Transformers cartoon, what the Transformers used to eat.
Brandon "I haven't eaten all day, I need some energon cubes."
Energon cubes by Neo June 15, 2003

te la comes 

My Friend: Heyy DuUuUudE whast up?!
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What goes around comes around 

A phrase meaning you get what you give.
What goes around comes around, bitches.