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Mirabel Madrigal 

Girlboss icon who needs recognition fought against gift supremacy alongside Nelson Mandela, MLK, and Rosa parks in the battle against apartheid, white supremacy and gift supremacy
Mirabel Madrigal is an icon of the world, she fought with Nelson Mandela to eliminate any types of apartheid including sending the perpetrator into a retirement home
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marriage 

Please don't ask me about my marriage.
marriage by Ecliptic November 22, 2003
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a beatuiful girl, irish, little firey one, awesome person
mairin is the best person in the world.
mairin by lolz 4 life!! March 7, 2009

married to the sea 

The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.

"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."

The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
married to the sea by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006

marriage 

For many, the phase of a relationship in which delight turns to disappointment and romance turns to resentment. Then she turns to her girlfriends and he turns to drink. Presently they turn on each other. He turns to a mistress, she to a divorce lawyer. Their home turns into hers but their mortgage turns into his. The sons turn into junkies, the daughters into teenage moms. And that's the bright side, because in many cases that's as close to a turn-on as marriage gets. Unless you're very, very, VERRRRY careful, and willing to wait and wait and WAAAAIIIIIIT for a truly exceptional person to enter your life, AND for real love between you to grow. A marriage founded on that rock-solid basis still has only a 50/50 chance of success (i.e. boredom) or failure (i.e. the tragedy described above), because marriage often changes people, leaving you shackled to a stranger. Yet that's as good as life's going to get, kid. Suddenly the Navy doesn't sound so bad, does it?
Marriage should only be attempted by those blessed with incredible luck.
marriage by Stranded in Paradise February 6, 2008

madridista

fan of the greatest club in the history of sports
do u like football?
of course, I'm a madridista
madridista by bellacelucci December 28, 2011

MARRIAGE 

1)The root cause of divorce.
2)The most successful wealth transfer scheme ever invented.
3)A contract-that if presented to you by an agent/lawyer-would
be sufficient grounds for a legal malpractice suit.
4)One sure way that the state can stay involved in your
life.FOREVER.
5)The point at which regular good sex stops...and infrequent
sex for procreation,manipulation,and/or passive-aggressive
destruction begins.
6)An institution that should be scrapped in favor of 1-3-5
year contracts...Not that you'll be any happier.
Marriage is wonderful.I can see why gay couples want to share in the experience.
MARRIAGE by L.MARTIN July 5, 2006