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didi rio 

Didi Rio, an exquisitely soft life form, has nothing but the biggest heart for everyone and everything, to the point where they can’t even kill an ant in the event of an early morning insect invasion. Though he is calm and warm, he’s also bright and hungry. He holds hundreds in his wallet and has never said the word “marker”. He spent his middle school years building a mailbox and has psychedelic experiences without taking a thing. Didi is a blonde.
Is Didi Rio coming because I don’t want him to come to the party.
didi rio by didirio January 20, 2021
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Pinar Del Rio 

At one time a famous tobacco place in Cuba. Now it’s a term for a retarded Cuban.
In Pinar Del Rio they built a massive soccer stadium out of concrete . They only problem is that , when they finished the stadium. They couldn’t get the concrete mixer out of the stadium. Stupid right ?

So here in Florida no Cuban will admit the are from Pinar Del Rio . It’s like being a dumb ass from Poland . So one could say

Poland and Pinar Del Rio are the same in stories or jokes .
“ What do you call four Cubans floating on a door that was made in Pinar Del Rio going toward Miami ? “
Quatro Sinko !!
Pinar Del Rio by The 239 June 7, 2021
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A city in south Texas, on the U.S./Mexico border.
I'm heading towards Del Rio
Del Rio by K-Dogg1 February 11, 2018

traveled to rio 

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!
traveled to rio by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

Crusty Rio 

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
Crusty Rio by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011

Claire-Rio

shes pretty and hot and she’s the best girlfriend ever and did i already say she’s pretty??
yo i have the best girlfriend ever
yea she must be a claire-rio
Claire-Rio by claire-rio November 10, 2019

dirty rio 

loves the big black cock, a girl who is ready to fuck a marshmallow at the click of a button, loves shoving cucumbers up her peers arse and will give u a rim job for a fiver
oh that girl gave me a dirty rio last night, my hole is stinging