995 carbine 

a semi automatic assualt rifle that is highly reliable made by Hi-Point firearms (not sure about name) thatwas popularised by the columbine massacre

oh shit eric just pulled out a 995 carbine, no escape from him!

995 carbine by The Great Corholio March 9, 2017

carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!

carbonated by taz gam March 21, 2004

Carbon Guilt

A fad term that retards feel when they put any amount of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, such as when breathing (because exhaling does put carbon dioxide in the environment), something that the world's plant life need in order to survive anyway. This in turn will cause millions of people to get worked up on something completely stupid and ridiculous while the wealthy elite that pushes this fear and guilt on them relaxes in their life of luxury and hypocricy.

Meanwhile countless people are starving while we attempt to convert obscene amounts of corn into a gallon of ethanol fuel, and other retarded contraptions.

A: "Hey did you know breathing creates carbon dioxide?"

B: "And carbon dioxide will destroy the planet and everything in it! Let's kill ourselves, i am getting so much carbon guilt now."

A: "Ok."

/Kills themselves

Carbon Guilt by gangrenous khan July 2, 2008

Carbon Boy

a tag given to a boy if they have really dark skin
as having a lo of carbon in your body makes you dark...

boy 1: Blud, have you seen Nin, hes so dark!
boy 2: yeah fam, hes a carbon boy

Carbon Boy by 4*MINICABS December 14, 2013

carbon unit 

A low-grade worker; a peon. A dumb person doing a dumb job, often in retail, food service, or warehousing.

"I'll get a couple of carbon units to come round tonight and take that junk away."

"One of the carbon units in Goods Inwards tripped over a cable and smashed his arm. "

carbon unit by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007

carbon fever

a lot like cabin fever, except that it is in a car. it is that point on a long road trip where you are about 8 red bulls down and have been driving for about 5 hours straight. symptoms include: eating cold chicken nuggets from 7 hours ago, you start singing the most ridiculous songs as loud as you can, you start talking to yourself, having conversations with siri on your iphone, and other random things.

random guy passing you: "man that guy is really going at it on them air drums."

his wife: " he must have carbon fever."

carbon fever by alan68 February 3, 2013

Carbon County

A small inbred area where all the idiots roam free out of their pens. Everyone around is either oil slick black or the most redneck person you will ever met. Highly recommend as a vacation area.

Guy 1: "Ya'll from Carbon County?" *leaning on his old rusty ford*
Guy 2: "Hell ya, I live next to your 3rd cousin." *picking at his last tooth left in his mouth*
Guy 1: "Oh you mean my new brother in law?" *scratches his ass*

Carbon County by the1jew October 3, 2018