hunt geese with a rake 

Describing someone whose super tall

Damn that chick Jay is going out with could hunt geese with a rake

hunt geese with a rake by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.

Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!

Hung Like a Hamster by Thecorrectdefine-r May 14, 2011

hung like a killer whale 

Used to describe someone with an unusually large penis or with one the size of a killer whale.

Whoa!, you're hung like a killer whale!

hung like a killer whale by dagz June 9, 2005

Hung Like a Hamster

When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Hung Like a Hamster by Coolguy172 June 23, 2006

Hung Like a Vagina 

adj (aka wanna be lesbian)

1a : tiny balls: shallow nut sac b : of, relating to, or designed for failure with lesbian women <offensive penis> c : of or relating to an attempt to score in a game or contest of vagina; also : of or relating to a team in possession of a ball or johnson

2: giving painful or unpleasant sensations : nauseous, obnoxious <an offensive odor>

3: causing displeasure or resentment <offensive remarks>

— fuck the police

He tried to get some action but he's hung like a vagina.

Holy crap it smells like midgets and sin, is Hung Like a Vagina around somewhere?

Hung Like a Vagina by Run Tim-May Run March 19, 2011

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb 

Expression used in resentment as a reason for doing something deemed unethical when one knows one is going to be accused of doing that thing anyway, particularly when there is much to be gained by doing it.

They are going to accuse me of doing nothing and/or of working and drawing the dole at the same time, so I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb by Fearman December 28, 2007

hunk a fuck 

in kansas a piece of shit machine thats owned usually by a dairy farmer or feed yard that the good caterpiller field techs have to work on and put up with everyday

that customer's machine is a "hunk a fuck"

hunk a fuck by southernapplachiaman August 2, 2009