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f~cking ~ssholes that think that they are cool, or funny by saying the word "fail". This person may be deemed a failfag if they use the word "fail" as a noun, adjective, adverb, or uncessfully conjugate the word as a verb. Failfags do not realize that this word has been long taboo'd, and that the word eventually gets old. Failfags may also overuse the word "epic" in an uncuccessful attempt at sounding cool.
**Kevin drops his pencil
failfag: FAILL!!! hahahaha!
kevin: Shutup, don't be a failfag
failfag by 3V3RY0N3! April 14, 2010
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Faith + 1 

A Christian rock band consisting of Eric Cartman (vocals), Token Black (bass guitar), and Butters Stotch (drums). Their self titled album went myrrh after becoming highly successful among christian rock fans. Popular songs from the album include "The Body of Christ", "Three Times My Savior", "I Found Jesus (With Someone Else)", and "Jesus Touched Me".
Faith + 1 is the most awesome band ever!

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!
Faith + 1 by t1616 May 24, 2009
The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.

Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.
What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.

She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.

Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?
failbait by JRR Volkswagen April 9, 2008
When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!
Haha dude you are failst.
Failst by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Fairy flipping 

Taking cocaine, molly, and shrooms together
He was fairy flipping last night, it was wild
Fairy flipping by lennythegreat January 20, 2019

State Fair Syndrome 

A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league
Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

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Britney Spears and K-Fed