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v. The act of smoking and consuming weed (the marijuana), drinking a decent to large quantity of alcohol (relative to the size of the persons consuming), and digesting two Adderall in the span of 2 hours. One may smoke or consume more marijuana to retain a high.

This act is mostly done at teenage parties and during school events. The effect slowly dies off over 15 hours.
Tyler: " Last night was crazy brah."
Michael: " Not shit, everyone was Zening like no there."
Tyler: " Crazy shit dude."
Zening by Lamptree June 21, 2010
When two individuals partake in consuming each others anus's.
Ben and Jenny were totally Zeroing last night.
Zeroing by Jack Fearow December 1, 2016
Zenning (or Zen-travel) is a form of transportation, often used by people looking for something that they know is near their current position, or people who want to waste alot of time.

Zenning is a simple transportation, seeing it can be used in a vehicle or on foot. It is finding someone who looks like they know where they are going, and then following them. This usually does not work, and is mainly used as a last option.
"sup, what were u doin all of yesterday? i saw u hangin round wif dose chicks from St Pauls?"
"oh i was zenning, u shud try it sometime!"
Zenning by Shane Vincent July 3, 2006
verb. When a person becomes intoxicated and cannot open his or her eyes all the way. The same facial expression one shows when the lights are too bright and they squint their eyes, except in a relaxed state.
Yo chris your zenning the fuck out right now.
I'm zenning a lot today whoo
Zenning by unknown-mysme October 2, 2018
The girl next door, or rather diagonally opposite you. She wakes up after lunch and stays up till dawn watching asian dramas. she is most likely East Asian, thus, a strong supporter of media from her culture. She loves popcorn chicken, curry ramen, and the occasional Prata from habibis.

Due to her Chinese nature, she is good at table tennis, an exceptional mahjong player AND studying in the school of computing! Truly playing into the Model Minority stereotype! Of course, being her friend comes with stories of tiger parents!

She often goes back on her word, for example, "ze ning said shes staying in hall next semester, but she pulled out last minute! i cant believe it!" said her friend, whom was extremely betrayed.

Despite her towering physique, this 1.8m woman is afraid of a 2cm insect, often found squealing for help and exaggerating the size of the creepy crawlies in her room. Instead relying on her shorter friends to help her out as we are closer to the floor. On the topic of her size, her alcohol tolerance is surprisingly subpar for someone of her stature.

Likes:

- clean pants
- bringing laundry home
- tall people (especially men)
- chicken nuggets, processed food, ice lemon tea, oreos
- shouting at people
- being a karen.

- 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010 1111 1212 deals (but not Black Friday)
- harassing shopee staff

- CHARCOAL PILLS

dislikes:
- the smell of smoke
- being disrespected

- DH food
- keeping to her word.
jayyin: "zening time to wake up its 1pm"
ze ning: *groans*
vivian: "huh zening havent wake up yet? its 1! are you she actually woke up?"
zening by crystalb00bies369 November 22, 2021