Zening 

To be one with the world around you. While in this state of being everything works out for you and enjoyable things spontaneously show up in your experience.

It feels like you are flowing with nature and on a path of goodness.

Marie was completely zening today! Good songs kept playing around her and everything just seemed to work out.

Zening by rmart March 6, 2011

Zening 

v. The act of smoking and consuming weed (the marijuana), drinking a decent to large quantity of alcohol (relative to the size of the persons consuming), and digesting two Adderall in the span of 2 hours. One may smoke or consume more marijuana to retain a high.

This act is mostly done at teenage parties and during school events. The effect slowly dies off over 15 hours.

Tyler: " Last night was crazy brah."
Michael: " Not shit, everyone was Zening like no there."
Tyler: " Crazy shit dude."

Zening by Lamptree June 21, 2010

zening 

The girl next door, or rather diagonally opposite you. She wakes up after lunch and stays up till dawn watching asian dramas. she is most likely East Asian, thus, a strong supporter of media from her culture. She loves popcorn chicken, curry ramen, and the occasional Prata from habibis.

Due to her Chinese nature, she is good at table tennis, an exceptional mahjong player AND studying in the school of computing! Truly playing into the Model Minority stereotype! Of course, being her friend comes with stories of tiger parents!

She often goes back on her word, for example, "ze ning said shes staying in hall next semester, but she pulled out last minute! i cant believe it!" said her friend, whom was extremely betrayed.

Despite her towering physique, this 1.8m woman is afraid of a 2cm insect, often found squealing for help and exaggerating the size of the creepy crawlies in her room. Instead relying on her shorter friends to help her out as we are closer to the floor. On the topic of her size, her alcohol tolerance is surprisingly subpar for someone of her stature.

Likes:

- clean pants
- bringing laundry home
- tall people (especially men)
- chicken nuggets, processed food, ice lemon tea, oreos
- shouting at people
- being a karen.

- 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010 1111 1212 deals (but not Black Friday)
- harassing shopee staff

- CHARCOAL PILLS

dislikes:
- the smell of smoke
- being disrespected

- DH food
- keeping to her word.

jayyin: "zening time to wake up its 1pm"
ze ning: *groans*
vivian: "huh zening havent wake up yet? its 1! are you she actually woke up?"

zening by crystalb00bies369 November 22, 2021

zenking 

The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.

Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.

zenking by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zenning 

Zenning. verb/adverb. stemmed from eastern word chán (禪) & sankrit word dhyāna.

Zenning is our pop culture way of saying "Hey look Im gonna take a mental hiatus from this bonkers world of greed and materialism. To do something enlightening for a change & meditate."
Sitting in the Lotus Position, breathing deeply & slowly. Creating inner peace and harmony with self. That can be of good use to the world when done.

"Im so Zenning out your negativity."

Zenning by S. Oni July 30, 2011

Zenning Out 

Zen Out or Zenning Out, a deeper form of zoning out. In zoning out, you become absorbed with your own thoughts and inner world, but in Zenning Out you become totally absorbed with the world around you in an almost trance-like state. The world around you looks or feels more real, substantial, and vivid. This can occur after one experiences a trauma, or after someone has purposely chosen to be more aware of their surroundings until the stimuli of the world builds up into a cathartic response within the person. You may also Zen out unexpectedly and it is a very wonderful experience.

At the fairgrouds, I noticed Mallory was staring quietly at the amusement rides, as if lost in thought. I asked her what she was thinking. She said, "The lights, the sounds, it is all so clear and crisp. Even the air smelling of corn dogs and popcorn seems more real."

I said, "Mallory, you're zenning out."

"What's zenning out?"

Zenning Out by Nyhee7 June 25, 2009

zeving 

When you hold your monitor with two hands and pull your monitor to and from your hips, like you are fucking your monitor, after humiliating someone in a computergame.

Robin was zeving like crasy when he knifed me in counter strike, he almost broke his monitor.

zeving by YOofTO October 7, 2011