Thrift Store Tits 

Large scrumptious breasts that are underneath a thrift store shirt

She’s hot, did you see her thrift store tits underneath that old sweater from goodwill?

Thrift Store Tits by BandanaP April 20, 2021

thrift store robber 

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.

1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.

thrift store robber by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

thrift store chic 

When you go into a Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom or Marc Jacobs and there are $50 tank tops stretched and faded, and generally looking like they came out of a pile of salvation army clothes. you are think WTF? but other people are eagerly trying them on and buying them, even though if you were to suggest they go to an actual thrift store and get the same clothes for $1.99, they would be shocked/horrified/appalled.

That $200 faded black hoodie with the intentional silver paint splotches is so thrift store chic.

thrift store chic by Angelacia June 13, 2007

Thrift store dick 

When the dick is smaller than to be expected. Not a grower or a shower.

Drew: oh Kinsley how was Tyrone last night? That dick big?

KINSLEY: nah he got that thrift store dick

Thrift store dick by dk1997 January 11, 2018

thrift store dick 

When a guy likes to sleep around with anything and everything that moves. AKA a dick that's been hopped on too many times..

"So did you hear that Hayden slept with Varland?"
"Yeah, OMG! He's such a thrift store dick."

thrift store dick by kgmw May 12, 2018

thrift store coffee 

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.

Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.

thrift store coffee by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019

showing them the thrift store 

What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.

I'm showing them the thrift store for his birthday. I'll be home later.

showing them the thrift store by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025