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When a guy likes to sleep around with anything and everything that moves. AKA a dick that's been hopped on too many times..
"So did you hear that Hayden slept with Varland?"
"Yeah, OMG! He's such a thrift store dick."
by kgmw May 12, 2018
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When the dick is smaller than to be expected. Not a grower or a shower.
Drew: oh Kinsley how was Tyrone last night? That dick big?

KINSLEY: nah he got that thrift store dick
by dk1997 January 11, 2018
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