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Elon is wasting your time. Elon IS NOT Hym. This is all just prolonging the inevitable.
Hym "What is there for Elon to testify about? Really. You're wasting your own and everyone else's time. Don't do something stupid and accidently kill yourself waiting for me to have a stroke."
Testify by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

testify under oath 

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
testify under oath by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Testify Apologetics 

One of THE BEST Christian apologetics. Knows how to dismantle any arguement against Christianity and embarrass apologists of oher faiths.
Person 1: "The Bible is corrupted, just look at Jeremiah 8:8! :
Testify Apologetics: You're misquoting the verse. Jeremiah 8:8 is actually talking about God's people rejecting His law like when Jeremiah 6:19 says "Hear , you earth: I am bringing disaster on this people, the fruit of their schemes, because they have not listened to my words and have rejected my law. All over the Bible, God's people consistently affirm the Word, so if it was corrupted, wouldn't God inform his followers about it?

Testificate 

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.
I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.
Testificate by Katlamos October 24, 2012

testilyin' 

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.
1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.
testilyin' by Tray May 13, 2005

testilying 

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).
Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?