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shitspeak 

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.
United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.
shitspeak by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitcreek 

A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
"If you do not complete that proposal, we are going to be 15 miles up shitcreek."
shitcreek by word genie February 20, 2005

Shitwreck 

A turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl
Fuck me I just did the the most humungous shitwreck.
Shitwreck by soodonaime July 29, 2011

ShitBreaker 

Playing BrickBreaker on one's BlackBerry whilst defecating.
Mate, my new high score on ShitBreaker is 28,160! It took me three sessions to rack up that many points.
ShitBreaker by respecteves May 20, 2011

shitbreath

person whose breath reeks of ass.
Troy sure has shitbreath after assmunching his queerbait buddy.
shitbreath by godhatesfags September 27, 2008

shitwrecked 

synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga
"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"
shitwrecked by bigtopcock June 8, 2010