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schlumpadinka 

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"
schlumpadinka by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!
Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair
Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Schlomphing 

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.
Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.
Schlomphing by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

scrumpkin 

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.
you little scrumpkin!
scrumpkin by angel of halifax April 12, 2011
Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.
I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.
shlumpkin by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

schlumpkining 

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!
schlumpkining by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009