Manojism 

The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
(or)
The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.

Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."

Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."

(or)

-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-

Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.

Manojism by Curtis Easter November 13, 2011

Manoj Kandafarticus 

Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.

Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!

Manoj Kandafarticus by Shatarngarishi ThinMintz June 16, 2018

Mikołaj manoeuvre 

When you get naked in your best friend’s bed at his 18th birthday party and fuck your gilfriend several times in the eyes of his party guest for 10 hours non stop and only stop boning to get more alcohol. Your friends hate you and end up throwing away the soaked in cum bed

-Hey Maria, why aren’t you and Johnny close anymore?
-I’m giving him the silence treatment since he pulled out that Mikołaj manoeuvre at my birthday party.
-Omg! Poor girl! That’s some ducked up shit.

Mikołaj manoeuvre by NeedlessSage February 10, 2021

Bush Manoeuvre 

First thing ya need, half a brick right not a full brick, full bricks to heavy especially if ya a unkyjay not gonna be throwin a full brick, so what you doin finding a bush along there common flight pass jumpin in the bush, waiting till they walk past duckin down come out, hood ouss backathehead

I just bush manoeuvred this unkyjay the other day lad

Bush Manoeuvre by hoodouss August 22, 2021

Hoover Doover Manoeuvre 

An outlandish physical, or verbal feat, which leaves the observer in a state of amazement. Some might say "Houdiniesque"

Historically used after someone has rolled a perfect joint under particularly difficult circumstances (eg. while riding on a roller coaster or skydiving).
"Thats a real beauty! How did you pull off that hoover doover manoeuvre"

Otherwise typically used when watching sport;
"Wow, he stepped one way, then the other! Before you knew it he'd hoover doovered himself across the try line"

Hoover Doover Manoeuvre by HDM May 1, 2014

Hymenlick manoeuvre 

The act of performing oral sex (cunnilingus) on a female

You'll never guess what I just walked in on... Richard performing the Hymenlick manoeuvre on that Australian girl!!! Graphic!

Hymenlick manoeuvre by joeeo September 8, 2010

crosling manoeuvre 

The 'Crosling Manoeuvre' is when one sits quietly on a toilet, pretending to be part of the toilet apparatus, hoping an unsuspecting person in need will drop their pants and sit right on top.

I can't believe it! Igor performed the Crosling Manoeuvre successfully on me again. Surely I won't fall for it next time.

crosling manoeuvre by prageeth November 13, 2017