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An ancient Greek kusuer who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized kusuing, and was known for asking people to "pull my finger" in many discussions. He was convicted and put to death for kusuing in Athens, during which he failed to cooperate with the law of kusu, and did not deny his beliefs on public flatulence. He is also known for being the teacher of Kersh.
It stinks in here, who dropped a manoje?

Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!

The one who sniffed it manoje-d it

No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!

Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
manoje by yourface9012 July 26, 2010
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An ancient Greek kusuer who lived from 470-399 bc. He revolutionized kusuing, and was known for asking people to "pull my finger" in many discussions. He was convicted and put to death for kusuing in Athens, during which he failed to cooperate with the law of kusu, and did not deny his beliefs on public flatulence. He is also known for being the teacher of Kersh.
It stinks in here, who dropped a manoje?

Hahaha I just manoje-d "your face"!

The one who sniffed it manoje-d it

No more beans for me, i don't wanna manoje it!

Beans! Beans! The magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you manoje!
manoje by kit9012yourface July 27, 2010
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A series of actions by which a Japanese female will entrap a clueless white man into an evening of sex, and eventually marriage. The manoeuvre is as follows:
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4. Blink helplessly
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Pepperpot Manoeuvre  

1. An old military term, essentially bounding overwatch, where by a team of X men moves forwards covered by an equal number of men behind. At least that's what i was told in Marine Cadets :P

2. Much like Wolfbagging, however, instead of gagging your lover ( has to be pronounced, moi luurver... as though you were talking to a favourite sheep) you toss a handful of black ground pepper in her face as shes taking a deep breath, giving the effect of anal tension.
1. Lads, we need to get across this relatively open ground, we shall therefore pepperpot manoeuvre it across!

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