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b-espionage 

Da act of passing useless/phony "top secret" information to da enemy.
Committing "regular" espionage has serious-enough risks just by itself, since your own country will likely take severe measures against you if they find out that you've been stealing their sensitive information. But dabbling in b-espionage can be even more "hazardous to your health", since your country's enemies may be even more infuriated when they find out that your information was bogus, and so they may hunt you down for retribution even more doggedly/savagely than your own government might have.
b-espionage by QuacksO February 22, 2019
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Golf Shirt Espionage 

Wearing a standard gold shirt with an embroidered logo as a disguise to gain entry into otherwise inaccesible area.
Allen gained entry into the telecommunications closet by using golf shirt espionage. The lady at the front desk thought he worked for ATT.

Retail Espionage 

Working at a retail store whilst wearing uniform and setting foot in their competitor's of same product they sell.
One guy who worked at Meijer got the sack for retail espionage, by walking into a Walmart, the employees there thought he was one of them, but the man showed them his Meijer name tag.
Retail Espionage by anonymous February 23, 2023

Domestic Espionage

A term used by the perpetrators themselves to refer to the practice of Gangstalking / Organized Harassment / Disruption Operation / Stalking by Proxy.

Domestic Espionage is a softer term that carries connotations of legitimacy rather than criminal activity.
Pete started working for a criminal group that operates ostensibly as a private investigation firm. They provide gangstalking services on behalf of wealthy people and larger organizations. He was told to refer to their activities only as “Domestic Espionage”, and not to use incriminating terms such as harassment, stalking, disruption, ... and especially not Zersetzung.

The Knight's Espionage 

The most goated possible move in casual street rules chess, whereby a pawn instakills every single piece in its diagonal in both directions.
"Bro she played the knight's espionage - I was so cooked, there was no coming back from such an elite play."

expionage 

Spying on an ex to obtain information on how he or she looks, whether he or she is dating someone new, or other salient information.
When Sarah realized her former boyfriend was dating someone new, she engaged in expionage to see what the new girl looked like.
expionage by JeNieDieu May 10, 2010

Lespionage 

a noun. The act of pretending to be a lesbian so as to attract men.
Jessica never regretted committing lespionage because she always got her man.