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congressing 

Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.
Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."

Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
congressing by TBRADNC July 14, 2013
Word of the Day on October 1, 2013

Congressional Review 

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.
How tough will the upgrade be?
I'm not too sure, I only gave the guide a Congressional Review.
Word of the Day on January 21, 2012

congestive butt failure

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

congressional 

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences
"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."
congressional by Owens808 December 31, 2012
Word of the Day on January 3, 2013

Congressinating 

Acting like your getting alot done but in reality getting nothing done.
I was busting my ass congressinating on the jobsite today.
Congressinating by Home apple September 14, 2017

congressional 

By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.
Member 1: "Wow, that was a great round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"