One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.
If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".
Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".
Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".
by ltetolcl October 10, 2013
by The Daily Show April 30, 2013
Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.
by bora_am May 19, 2014
To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself
To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass
First used by Ezra Klein
To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass
First used by Ezra Klein
Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.
We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.
We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.
by Full of Air February 10, 2012
Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.
Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.
by EveryTypeofCake November 22, 2011
A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do.
by AnonymousVoxPopuli February 5, 2012
GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.
by Anything Goes Tonight October 17, 2010