bluffered 

Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement

Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!

bluffered by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

Blunderbirds 

Matt Lowne’s KSP rescue squadron.

Yes! It’s the incredible adventures of Jebediah and his crack team of Kerbalnauts,
They are: THE BLUNDERBIRDS!
Saving the Kerbin race, one stranded explorer at a time.

Blunderbirds by The Blunderbirds November 28, 2020

butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

butt blunder by dakevster August 22, 2008

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

Blunderbust by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

blundercock 

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.

Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!

blundercock by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

Bedtime Blunder 

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

Bedtime Blunder by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006