Bluntered
Bluntered by Greg Penningsworth July 30, 2011
Words you can keep
Beutnered
(Verb)
1. To have public services dismantled and handed over to for-profit privatizing billionaires
2. To get screwed
3. To be lied to
4. To be cheated
Synonym: Monica Garcia'd
Origin, 2018: LAUSD school board secretly abs illegally hires Austin Beutner, who has no experience in education, a to be the superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District.
The school board sits on a continued and increasing reserve of over $2 billion, but claims they cannot give teachers a cost of living increase nor change any of the following realities:
1. Schools have nurses only 1 day a week unless they find other money to pay for the other 4 days.
2. Some school counselors have a caseload of over 1,000 students because the LAUSD refuses to hire more counselors.
3. There is no true limit on class size, resulting in class sizes of, for example, 55 in a high school math class and 43 in a sixth grade math class.
4. Most schools do not have full time librarians or school psychologists/ social workers.
5. Charter schools in California do not have to play by the same rules of public schools do. Charter schools can cherry pick their students and they can deny enrollment to students with low test scores. Public schools may not and do not deny enrollment to anyone.
Austin Beutner wants to dismantle and privatize the LAUSD into 32 portfolio districts in order to bust the teachers union so he can hand the schools over to billionaires like Eli Broad to become for-profit schools.
1. To have public services dismantled and handed over to for-profit privatizing billionaires
2. To get screwed
3. To be lied to
4. To be cheated
Synonym: Monica Garcia'd
Origin, 2018: LAUSD school board secretly abs illegally hires Austin Beutner, who has no experience in education, a to be the superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District.
The school board sits on a continued and increasing reserve of over $2 billion, but claims they cannot give teachers a cost of living increase nor change any of the following realities:
1. Schools have nurses only 1 day a week unless they find other money to pay for the other 4 days.
2. Some school counselors have a caseload of over 1,000 students because the LAUSD refuses to hire more counselors.
3. There is no true limit on class size, resulting in class sizes of, for example, 55 in a high school math class and 43 in a sixth grade math class.
4. Most schools do not have full time librarians or school psychologists/ social workers.
5. Charter schools in California do not have to play by the same rules of public schools do. Charter schools can cherry pick their students and they can deny enrollment to students with low test scores. Public schools may not and do not deny enrollment to anyone.
Austin Beutner wants to dismantle and privatize the LAUSD into 32 portfolio districts in order to bust the teachers union so he can hand the schools over to billionaires like Eli Broad to become for-profit schools.
mad blunted
mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009
Buttered the bread
Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*
Buttered the bread by Tman15 April 18, 2017
Sepp Blattered
To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010
buttered toast
Toast. With butter on it.
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.
Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".
I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.
Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!
buttered toast by da_sauce April 18, 2008
buttered theatre girth
When a young man sneaks his hard girth in the popcorn cup in a theatre and tries to share his "popcorn" with his date. Can wind up with a spontaneous handjob or a slap in the face.
That dork! He slipped me the buttered theatre girth on the first date!! Then what happened? I stroked his buttered peany and he exploded on my dress.
buttered theatre girth by Running out of patience December 9, 2008
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