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awesomeocity 

Being in the greatest state of satisfaction u can be. an overall state of exstacy were thigns happen good in a row.
I got laid today, and tomorrow too: Ken replied "awesomeocity"..
awesomeocity by Joaquin Camejo September 30, 2003

awesomeing 

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.
Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"
awesomeing by JDMGio April 23, 2010

Awesomeitude 

1. A Certain degree of greatness
2. An awesome attitude

"That movie OWNED, the awesomeitude was through the roof!"
Awesomeitude by thebombdiggity January 2, 2009

Awesomeism 

The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!
Awesomeism by 3dMosquito August 11, 2012

AWESOMELY SEXY 

the term to describe certain inderviduals who are to fit to be described as hot and to brill to use AWESOME on there own hence the putting together of ---- AWESOMELY SEXY ----

this word should NOT be given out lighlty as is soon to be the biggest compliment out there :D
COLEY is AWESOMELY SEXY

THAT JAMIE IS AWSOMELY SEXY

YOU ARE AWESOMELY SEXY WHTS UR NUMBER
AWESOMELY SEXY by JPC24/7 July 20, 2009

Awesimity  

1. A word used to describe how awesome a cretin situation is.

2. A radius of awesome surrounding someone through witch those of a lesser awesimity level (see 1) can not enter. Usually apply's to someone popular in shool, or around the office.
1. Jimmy judged the Awesimity of the show somewhere between being superman, and losing your virginity.

2. "Jenna has an awesimity of of like twenty feet"
Awesimity by D1shes January 18, 2009