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I'm feeling really Coley right now
Coley by ColeyCakes September 17, 2020
Usually disabled or of a low intellect. Coleys often crave attention from wherever they can and will make sure everyone in the room can hear them at all times. Mostly ginger and fair skinned
“You see that weirdo over there that looks like incredi-boy from incredibles 1? What an absolute Coley”
Coley by SamHardgrave98 November 22, 2021

coley woley 

The most bestest thing in the world. Coley Woleys are always sweet. When a Coley Woley tries to talk to you, you never leave him hanging. They are the most amazing, best, sweetest, loving, sexiest, hottest and greatest thing ever. Never give away a Coley Woley.
My best friend is such a Coley Woley. He is always the best.
coley woley by yum yum. June 20, 2015

coley's mum 

Coley's mum has definitely got it goin' on! This mum is a true "MILF" even if this definition is written by her daughter.
Coley's mum is a MILF
coley's mum by coleypollockkk August 14, 2010

Coley Poley 

A real "bean". A man who can blow even the most dankest clouds . Otherwise the coley poley is referred to as cole or coley. Until he proves himself in the act of the dab.
Yo coley poley that was a fat rip

Coley's Mom 

Jon: Yo wassup man?
Andres: Just playing some Smash Bros.
Jon: Aw man! I'll totally own you like Coley's Mom. Throw me a stick!
Coley's Mom by jondres January 19, 2005
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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