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Vaginista 

Some one having exceptional knowledge of, fondness for and ability with vaginas.
He wasn't just a vagenius. He proved his ability over and over. He was a vaginista
Vaginista by The Vaginista January 5, 2010

Vaginista 

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.
Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"
Vaginista by cowboythecat April 25, 2009
A man that acts the way a woman is stereo typically supposed to act.
My bf is being such a vaginis tonight!

Gawd, why do you have act like such a vaginis!
vaginis by Lanerbananer June 25, 2010

Vaginist 

1) a woman very skilled in the art of love-making
2) a loose woman
3) a skank
"Look at those two girls over there! They look like vaginists."
Vaginist by The Crox Rocket June 10, 2009

vaginaism 

1) n. The faith, doctrine, system, and practice of vagina worship.

2. n. A joke or humorous phrase about the vagina.
1) He follows viginaism.

2) The group laughed after hearing John's latest vaginaism.
vaginaism by El Mijon July 31, 2008

vaginisation 

The operation by which a male is transformed into a femail, thereby releasing him from the chains of logic. He/She is now also allowed to change his/her mind on a whim and no longer has to offer an explanation for anything. Making all things somebody elses fault.
Mr Smith the Dr sayes he's ready to begin the vaginisation now.
vaginisation by evilsooty April 16, 2003