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Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss
The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis
Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009
Words you can keep
A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two
Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis
Vaginis by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005
A man that has all the anatomical parts but no "balls, cojones," to back it up!

Dude, you are such a vaginis for not going on that roller coaster.

You won't jump out of that plane? You're a complete vaginis.
Vaginis by SmileyD October 30, 2008
A man that acts the way a woman is stereo typically supposed to act.
My bf is being such a vaginis tonight!

Gawd, why do you have act like such a vaginis!
vaginis by Lanerbananer June 25, 2010
A really large clitoris.
I hooked up with what I thought was a girl, but her clit was so big, it was a vaginis.
Vaginis by The Jeoy August 22, 2008
another word for vagina, or cooler
Pronounced- Vah-Jean-Is

HAHA she got hit in the vaginis
vaginis by Niokka September 12, 2006

cranio-vaginis 

Right-wing female affliction, whereby they are unable to extract their heads from their quims.
Ann Cooter has cranio-vaginis,
so she has to queef her beefs.
cranio-vaginis by D. Weltner October 3, 2007
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