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spurt count

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the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.
what your spurt count bruh?
by kam75xx February 6, 2019
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Adjective a girl so hot that she makes you ejaculate inside of your pants
by Joshua G. May 26, 2005
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Spurt of Lady Love Juice

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Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.
Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.

I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Spurt and Split

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A two step process of fucking a wife, girlfriend, or (b)ride in order to ejaculate a load. After which, while the receptacle is cleaning up quietly leaving without notice.

Also Known as Cum and Go.
Where's Ron?

He'll meet us at the bar. He's gotta stop by his bitch's pad for a quick spurt and split.
by Spanked as a Child March 22, 2013
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About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.
We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.
by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010
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Spurt N Slurp

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Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.

Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
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