ozark mountains 

The Ozarks or the Ozark Plateau, an upland region, is actually a dissected plateau of about 50,000 square miles (129,500 km²). It is chiefly in central and southern Missouri and north Arkansas, but is also partly in Oklahoma and Kansas, between the Arkansas and Missouri rivers. The Ozark Highland area and the Black Hills of South Dakota are the only major highland regions in the US between the Appalachians and the Rocky Mountains.

We did some good hunting in the Ozark mountains last year.

ozark mountains by mrbrianws June 11, 2006

Blue Mountains 

A municipality and national park about 70km west of Sydney. The Blue Mountains is a World Heritage listed area and a popular tourist destination, home to the highly overrated 'three sisters' and other such 'attractions'.

Aside from the surrounding environment it's a lot like the inner western suburbs of Sydney (Newtown, Petersham, Enmore etc.), but far more boring. There are lots of cafes, galleries and overpriced shops and it's full of hippies, old people, trust fund kiddies, bogans, stoners, journalists, artists, burnt out celebrities + executives or yuppies with holiday homes. Most of the youth are either hipsters or eshays and regularly either smoke weed, write poetry, play guitar, or all three.

No real crime happens in the Mountains and the police reports published in the local paper, "the gazette", generally involve a man being arrested for running naked through the streets after a night on the piss; a missing dog; a person being arrested for trying to talk his way back into a pub after being ejected by bouncers and very occasionally, someone being charged with possession of weed.

Mike: hey guys let's all smoke up discuss contemporary artwork while staring at the clouds
Josh: what the fuck, this isn't the Blue Mountains dickhead

Blue Mountains by dextopia October 28, 2010

Snow on the Mountains 

The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.

Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...

Snow on the Mountains by Rapscalions without inhibition February 1, 2010

moving mountains 

an expression saying its impossible to move mountains

in ushers song moving mountains its impossible to fix their relationship

moving mountains by justin kt August 27, 2008

frosting mountains 

The act of ejaculating on a females breast

frosting mountains by dave May 17, 2003

Meat Mountains 

Breasts

Man, look at her massive meat mountains!

Meat Mountains by Onesie January 2, 2009

mountains 

Don't be so hard on yourself
Take it one day at a time
when the day is through
don't matter how glaring, harsh
Leave a tender cuddle

That is just for you

and when youre too tired to close your eyes
think of the mountains and the skies
and how time does tend to disguise
everything that is of worth

is only ever to be cherished, not possessed
Kind Regards,
Jesus Christ

mountains by Krkič January 14, 2020