melted candle 

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

melted candle by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman 

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

melted snowman by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Melting pearls on my tummy 

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.

American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."

Melting pearls on my tummy by stevezoob June 9, 2012

meltem 

hillarious person with an awesome personality, draws nasty pictures makes me wanna pee my pants and you can deff be yourself around her...wild and crazy my meltem. and she has very pretty eyes and you should be jealous if you dont know her.EVERYBODY LOVES METLEM

did somebody say cooter? MELTEM DID!

meltem by china October 7, 2004

Melting

When you see someone or something that makes you feel a lot of feels and you feel as if you are melting.

"When I read that fluff fanfic I was literally melting."

Melting by raxacoricofallapatorian January 7, 2016

meeties

Shorter way of writing "Meetings"

Have fun at your meeties

meeties by mk2014 April 18, 2014

Melted Bible

A bible that has had so many nuts busted into itthat it has melted the pages into each other

She said she was a Christian so I gave her my "Melted Bible" which could no longer be opened to Mathew 11:28

Melted Bible by Kim Jong Dos Santos October 18, 2019