Kristineing

The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.

Tom broke his leg the other day.

Kristine:” I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.”

Thank you for Kristineing me!

Kristineing by Linguistually_yours July 2, 2019

Sea Kittening 

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

Sea Kittening by HansSC January 14, 2009

kittening 

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

kittening by Laura May 13, 2005

keistering 

To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.

Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend.

keistering by sonomachris September 18, 2006

Kittening 

The act of kittens, who aren't quite old enough to know better, trashing up an environment when left unsupervised for too long. May also refer to the act of cleaning up after said kittens.

"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"

Kittening by Pea Kay August 2, 2012

Karstening 

Mentioning something after it is mentioned already.

Guy1: hey did you guys know about this new song?

*3 hours later*

Guy 2: Hey did you know about this new song?

Guy2 is the one who is karstening . He mentioned something in the same group where it is already mentioned.

Karstening by PTT69 January 31, 2017

Kittening 

The term used for Flooding the Ethereum Blockchain Network Transactions with Digitally owned smart contract "kittens" or "kitties".

This kittening makes me wait a little longer to confirm my Transactions on the Network.

Kittening by excaliburblades December 8, 2017