Jinked

verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".

Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.

Jinked by Boxling December 8, 2009

Joined The Book Club 

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

Joined The Book Club by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

joined at the hip 

Always together, like siamese twins, inseparable, where one goes the other is sure to follow.

Amy and her boss were joined at the hip; you never saw one without the other.

joined at the hip by RadioRay September 24, 2005

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

double jointed ass by silve-ja May 22, 2005

joined at the hip 

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

joined at the hip by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2011

Joinker 

A hand job or to jerk off

Mrs. Patane gave me a joinker is the middle of class.

Joinker by FriendCats May 15, 2018

Double jointed 

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

Double jointed by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021