franken 

As in Al Franken, a true liberal who prefers to question all things conservative and generally gives those things a bad name.
Also, a legitimate comic genius who was staple on Saturday Night Live during the 80's and 90's, finally culminating in the notoriuosly bad movie "Stuart Saves His Family".

"Have you read the new Franken book? He ripped Ann Coulter a new ass!"

"The Stuart Smalley character played by Al Franken committed suicide three months ago. To bad it wasn't televised and real."

franken by Joseph Anglin July 16, 2008

Franken 

(v) to grope a person while they were sleeping. A Full Franken is achieved by sending them a picture of the act so they can ruin your career at a time of their choosing

Based on the Cheeto hand prints on my boobs, I believe I’ve been Frankened.

Going to a party tonight! Hope some honeys pass out so I can Franken them!

Franken by Butlerman April 20, 2018

Franken 

A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head

Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror

Franken by Apollo83 February 18, 2023

franken- 

a combined word meaning genetically engineered or unnaturally produced

Most ordinary people want to tell Monsanto to take their franken-beets and shove 'em. (example of franken-)

franken- by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2011

franken- 

Franken- is a prefix used to describe something that is so enormously, scarily, or painfully large that it is of a Frankensteinian order of magnitude.

Franken- initially appeared as a capitalized prefix but with increasing use has been standardized as lowercase franken-.

Noun prefix: OMFG how did you ever fit that franken-dildo up your ass!?!

Adjective prefix: I'm so franken-hungry I could even eat an entire vat of stinky duck blood tofu.

Verb prefix: He just got franken-fucked so hard by his department chair ... without even the courtesy of any K-Y.

franken- by Frank N. Stein III May 4, 2014

Franken-fine 

1. an adjective that describes a man or woman, usually green-ish and arguably alive or not, that is looking super sexy or fuckable on that day.

2. a monstrous pun.

*Pronunciation should be with a slight ebonics or mexican accent: (just imagine Missy Elliot or DMX saying it)

Girl: "Ooh girl, check him out... 'nigga's lookin' franken-fine tonight... mmm-hmmm... yeah... alright... okay... mm boy."



Friend #1: "Dude Im finna sound like fag, but you're looking fucking franken-fine today, motherfucker."

Friend #2: "Yo thanks, that was some franken-fine alliteration."

Friend #1: "Yeah sucka, peace on Earff!"

Friend #2: "Whaddup, baby?"

Franken-fine by Dumblesaur February 9, 2009

franken-fucked 

When something has been repaired so many times that it no longer appears to be what it once was.

I don't need a new laptop, yet. Mine still works, but it's franken-fucked.

franken-fucked by Deadfella September 20, 2010