frankenblunt

(n) A blunt that has been torn, and repaired so many times by different bluntwraps sitting around that it no longer retains any resemblance to its original state.

Wow. This is such a frankenblunt. Pieces of the repair-wraps are sticking to my lips.

That kid rolled such a fucked up blunt.

-More like a frankenblunt. Well...he's just a rookie, he'll get better.

Hopefully! He used the four bluntwraps we had and only managed one blunt.

by thejenius May 24, 2009

Frankenblunt

To be truthfully and slightly brutally honest but with a humanistic touch. To the point.

To be frankenblunt, your pie tastes like the ass end of a donkey.

by Tightbuttholeclub November 7, 2015

Frankenblunt

Taking apart blunt roaches and sticking them together with spit to create a new blunt wrap. Frankenblunt.

"I dont have anything to roll this with... wanna smoke a frankenblunt?"
"nope. I am not trying to inhale that much of your spit today."

by titsontitsontits April 8, 2020

Frankenblunt

The result of rolling a blunt/ joint with the remains of already finished roaches. Similar to how Frankenstein's monster was composed of several different body parts and given new life.

We smoked everything we had with friends last night. Luckily I was able to make a frankenblunt with the remains.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

frankenlunch

a lunch that is exceptionally delicious and/or rare in it's greatness. Could also describe a lunch that is "monsterously good".

You got a gyro and Hawaiian Punch!? Frankenlunch, dude.

by Maxistheman September 18, 2008

frankencunt

Any woman, whose pussy gives birth to a foul piece of human being.

Bill: Jim, all you do is bitch all day.
Jim: yeah, so fuck you too.

Bill: Jim, I never knew your mom was a frankencunt.

by ex_lax70 July 18, 2017

frankenblumpkin

The act of perfoming a self-blumpkin whilst covered in green makeup with bolts in one's neck.

Have you seen Frankenblumpkin IV? The electrifyingly avant-garde performance by "some russian guy" truly turned the series around. Brilliant.

by fmercury October 21, 2007