Fatitis 

A condition procured after eating large amounts of food, sometimes leading to deliriousness and drowsiness.

"Do you want to hang out tonight?"
"We went to Old Country Buffet Tonight, give me a few hours for this fatitis to wear out. I'm gonna take a nap. hahahahah."

Fatitis by dan8ny July 5, 2005

fagatinis

The worlds smallest cigarettes.

Really small homosexuals.

Hey can i crash 10 fagatinis off you?

I had to stand on a chair to get some bum fun!

fagatinis by Lionel richie December 14, 2008

Faggotitiss 

When a Russian decides to ditch his boys to hang out with random bitches he gets with. His life depends on that girl, even if her vagina stinks.

A little boy gets with a girl one night, and expects to marry her the next day. This little boy has a disease called faggotitiss.

Faggotitiss by jdans September 8, 2007

Flangititis 

A chronic infection of the flange.

Man I took this chick home last night and she had a wicked case of flangititis so I had to kick her out.

Flangititis by Monkeyloid March 22, 2010

Fartitis 

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

Fartitis by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

Interbeastial Fagottism 

A same-sex relationship (or one-night-stand) between two animals of different species. The term was coined on the fly whilst observing a male cat romance the hindquarters of a sleeping male dog.

Horrendous.

Shawn: What the fuck are they doing?
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.

Interbeastial Fagottism by Thousand June 13, 2005

vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

vagititis by Nite Owl December 22, 2005