blathered 

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,

Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered

blathered by skooczy May 7, 2015

blammed 

A Game or animation voted off newgrounds.com by having a score between 0-1 on the 1-5 user rating.

My SWF got blammed

blammed by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004

bladdered 

To be drunk - refers to full bladder. Same as tanked, hammered, stocious

"I was in the pub yesterday from 12pm - by the time I left I was bladdered"

bladdered by Tex Mattera - the Italian Cowboy May 5, 2004

Balmered 

The result of too much MDMA (usually when also heavily under the influence of alchohol) in which one doesn’t know what they are doing, where they are, who they are with, and who they are themselves. It results in them saying things which make absolutely no sense to the people around them, and met with a loss of reality

Jake: Have you heard Ben? He was asking me “where’s the brush” before almost going into a random persons house, claiming it was his Nans.

Sam: Oh no, he’s Balmered again

Balmered by EvilStudMuffin November 5, 2017

bladdered 

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"

i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me

bladdered by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Blammer 

A powerful Handgun (@mskhan08)

Two shot's with the blamer, got rocked with the blamer,
Pussies dropped with the blammer

Blammer by Gus211 May 30, 2018

blattered 

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

blattered by Jackie-F December 28, 2005