Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

Balanitis 

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

Balanitis by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Bacontastic 

adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon

2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item

1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!

Bacontastic by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010

baconaisse 

A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.

Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!

baconaisse by kelsey4real September 5, 2011

baconnaise 

The greatest food ever tasted by mortals. Essentially spreadable bacon.

It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.

Baconnaise + bacon + bacon bits = the world peace.

baconnaise by nuclear powered superman June 19, 2009

baconizing 

the act of doin' the bacon.

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).

baconizing by Some guy March 8, 2004

Itchy Backitis 

The sudden onset of an itch on ones back. May be random or caused by an action. The only known cure is immediate scratching by one's significant other.

I was enjoying a TV show when I was confronted by suddenly having itchy backitis.

Itchy Backitis by Dr. Vanostron May 15, 2014