enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.

Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely

enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Acorn in a Fur Coat 

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

Acorn in a Fur Coat by reversefront September 3, 2016

Acorn Smuggler 

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

Acorn Smuggler by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

pounding acorn 

The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.

Darren was pounding acorn to naked pictures of Donna.

pounding acorn by A. Kroeber January 12, 2008

acorn penis 

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

acorn penis by Magic M December 17, 2006

alcorexic 

when one does not eat but gets all of their calories from alcoholic beverages.

"you need to stop drinking and eat something! you are such an alcorexic!"

alcorexic by M_Weiss April 1, 2008

alconomics 

Any mathematical or economical principles or practices directly related to the acquisition, sale or distribution of alcohol.

1.
"Hey man, that party was sick last night, but I can't figure out how we made so much cash? We only charged a few bucks at the door?"

"I don't know, talk to Jimmy, he figured it out. The guy's got a PhD in alconomics."

2.
"24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day, that's alconomics for ya'."

alconomics by unoit! December 10, 2009