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Dick-chameleon 

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".
Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"
Dick-chameleon by Ben May 3, 2005
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social chameleon 

A person that has the ability to be social with anyone and any setting and still fit in.
In the begining of the night she hung out with her rocker friends, but as the night went on being the social chameleon she was she hung out with her girl hip-hop friends as well.
social chameleon by SanikkaP October 24, 2006

White Chameleon

A white guy who can pass as any other white guy

Someone who is easily confused with someone else, just because they're both white
Everyone keeps thinking Grant's ted. He's a white chameleon.

French Chameleon 

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass
Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had

karma chameleon 

1. We know that chameleons are reptile lizards that cange color in an instant, often due to emotion. A karma chameleon is a person who is a gung-ho supporter of a certain cause or celebrity and when things turn out different or when something is discovered about the said hero ('pillar of the community') that person claims that s/he never was a fan in the first place. Such people switch sides, allegiences and opinions in an instant, they deny and lie in order to look 'cool'.

2. A number one hit for the British band Culture Club. It was the biggest hit for the year 1983 in the UK, topping the charts fot 6 weeks and it also hit #1 in Australia, Belgium, Canada, Ireland, Holland, New Zealand, Norway, apartheid South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, and the US where it was at #1 for 3 weeks during the harsh winter of 1984. It hit #2 in West Germany, #3 in Austria and #8 in then Communist Poland.
1. Bubba was a Ted Nugent, he never served during the Vietnam War but he cheered for it, claimed that nobody had a right to oppose it. Years later he says it was a waste yrt he brings up that 'Jane Fonda' shit all the time. IOW, he's a karma chameleon.
2. JackOff Jimmie is an armchair warrior asshole, watching war drama on TV and cheering, 'Yaaayyyy! Kick some ass! Kill dem Ayy-RABS! Nuke em to hell, yeah!' with a beer in one hand and playing pocket pool with the other. Afghanistan, Iraq, Haiti, Libya, whatever. HE'S a 'Patriot', ya see. Now that the US is leaving Afghanistan he suddenly 'was against it all along'. Don't give us veterans that 'karma chameleon' shit, chickenhawk!!!
3. Geeky Jee LOOOOVED Donnie Douchebag Trump, saw his tantrumy 'innauguration' on TV and is a total starfucker. Now that everybody can see what an evil fascist pig and traitor Spanky Don really is, Geeky Jee is now deserting the sinking ship and really 'never liked' that pussy-grabbing piece of shit. Where were YOU, karma chameleon?

4. Tommie thinks he's so 'cool'. In 1988 when the Cincinnati Bengals were headed to Super Bowl XXIII he was instantly and always a Bengals fan. When the Bengals bungled and got smashed big time by the San Francisco 49ers in the 1989 Game, the next day he is and always was a San Francisco 49ers fan.

5. 'Karma Chameleon' is a nice pleasant song from my senior year in HS.

Pulled a Chameleon 

Pulled a Chameleon refers to a guy dressing up as a women, then tricking a man into have sex. The man who is cross dressed (the Chameleon) pulls one over on an unsuspecting man.
Bob dressed up like a women and then went into the city a pulled a chameleon on a business man.

Urban Chameleon 

One who understands how and when to seamlessly transition from one kind of social and or professional environment to another.
She is an Urban Chameleon as one day she was skiing on the alps of Switzerland and the next day she was upside down dancing in the West Indian Labor Day Parade.

Kenny uses being an Urban Chameleon to his advantage as he articulates himself in standard American English at work to be taken seriously but when he is hanging out with his friends he speaks in a more relaxed tongue.