jersey speed bump 

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.

You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."

jersey speed bump by martian87 January 25, 2010

Jersey Shore 

A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.

Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night?

Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*

Jersey Shore by Jersey Boy15 December 9, 2009

Jesel 

Jesel is literally the hottest person alive. He pulls mad girls and is one hella funny guy. He's loyal to his friends and s/o. He's such a wonderful human being, he'll listen to your problems, he'll clown people sometimes, etc. etc. Jesel is super super cute and charming mhmm mhmm

Easy 10/10

Go cop yourself a Jesel

Person 1: ooohh ooh ee ahh ahh ahh ee ahh oohh
Person 2: Nope too political, unfollowed

Person 3: Look there's Jesel
Person 1: (excited)(sexually aroused) OOOHH EEE AHHH OHH EEE AHH AHHH
Person 2: ong 100% agreed

Jesel by lolmaddawgback November 26, 2020

Jesenia 

One of kind. Truly the most amazing type of woman. She cares. She listens. She loves like no other. She loves life. She is sweeter then most. Her heart is so big. She is a loyal companion. Sometimes misunderstood but never seizes to amaze. Her sense of humor is captivating and her charisma is enchanting. She is a genuine friend. Explosive in imagination. A true romantic. The kind of women you wife up. Her laugh is contagious. Her eyes gleam in the sunlight. Her mind is beautiful and she is beautiful. Let yourself fall for her. When you meet her...never let her go.

The other day I prayed for a good women to come in to my life and make me happy like no other, little did I know that Jesenia was there all along.

Jesenia is one in a million.

Jesenia by She_Deserves_Respect October 11, 2011

Jersey Shitty

An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!

Man, we got ourselves shitty offa Jersey Shitty!

Jersey Shitty by thomspon10 November 23, 2006

Jersey Worthy

As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.

Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.

Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.

Jersey Worthy by GoochFace April 27, 2013

jersey mudslide 

process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other

dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick

dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide

jersey mudslide by jfrco September 23, 2013