Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV) 

A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.

Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)

Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV) by Zach P. August 17, 2006

Speedied 

A popular forum poster being run off a forum by a specific moderator or admin. over personal issues.

I can't believe the bird speedied him too.

Speedied by Plastic Pig May 16, 2009

Spedish 

1. A person who is somewhat special ed, but at the same time isnt.

2. A person who has a fetish for special people.

Wow, that guy over there looks spedish.

Did you hear about Derrick and his spedish feelings?

Spedish by FC 95 May 30, 2011

speedos & flip-flops weather 

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...

"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...

speedos & flip-flops weather by dynamitephil November 24, 2013

sweedish barrel roll 

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub

Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day

sweedish barrel roll by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017

Spendissmaximust 

A cash addiction with a family disorder, "Spendissmaximust" ; A disease that causes its genetic predispositioned offspring to throw cash away from themselves as fast as possible.

After only two weeks of College, Tim, has to return home after a Spendissmaximust attack

Spendissmaximust by Moneymatters March 19, 2017

Speedity 

A noun for speed.

Marthas enthusiasm could only be overtaken by Martins speedity.

Speedity by kubik2233 June 19, 2017