Santa
A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !
Santa by TrisaDiamond March 25, 2016
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A morbidly obese child molester who lives in the North Pole and, depending on how attractive he finds you, will either put you on his naughty or nice list. The naughty list is for sexually promiscuous kids and adults who will be fucked by Santa Claus on Christmas, and since he deems them more attractive, he will barge in unannounced and violently rape everyone around him. The nice list, on the other hand, is reserved for sexual illiterates, abstainers, and other children. Since Santa deems these people less attractive, he will simply date rape them by spiking their Christmas treats with sedatives. He also watches everything you do at all times. That includes your showering and masturbation sessions. Whichever list you're put on depends on whether or not Santa thinks your body is attractive. Thus, he will make comments on your body parts (especially your ass and genitals) and record it so he can decide on whether or not you're worth fucking (naughty for attractive, nice for less attractive). He also visits malls regularly during the holiday season so that he can trick children into sitting on his lap, which allows him to grope their asses when they least expect it (or boobs, if they're available). Somehow, the FBI is okay with this.
Jill thought he'd bring her a copy of Disaster Movie, but Santa instead raped her and her son! I gotta call the cops!
Santa by Yopmail User August 22, 2022
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Santa Ono
The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.
Santa Ono by Proud Bearcat April 29, 2013
Santana
A unisex name but mostly used for males. Santana is person who is extremely intimidating but lit once you get to know him/ her. Santana does not take BS. He has impeccable style. And is also intelligent and talented.
Santana is so attractive.
Santana by Boujee Santana June 3, 2021
Mexican Secret Santa
My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.
I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
Mexican Secret Santa by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010