Definitions by idrk8080

iphone 12 

exactly the same shit as the 11 just a brick thats priced $300 more and a way for apple to make more money

Jacob- dude did u hear the new iphone 12 came out
Marcus- thats stupid whats new about it, more cameras?
Jacob-oh good point

iphone 12 by idrk8080 November 10, 2020

Santa

dont lie to kidsif you ever see santa coming in through ur chimney just fucking call the police

daughter- dad i just saw santa coming in!
dad- what! stay with me im calling the police
daughter- why dad thats santa!!
mom- santa isnt real someones breaking into our house!!!

Santa by idrk8080 November 6, 2020

Santa

if you ever see santa coming in through ur chimney just fucking call the police

daughter- dad i just saw santa coming in!
dad- what! stay with me im calling the police
daughter- why dad thats santa!!
mom- santa isnt real someones breaking into our house!!!

Santa by idrk8080 November 6, 2020