dolphin laid 

when a male falls asleep while receiving a handjob.

"So I was at a party last night with this girl and i was so high that i fell asleep while receiving a handjob," Jordan said.

"Dude you got dolphin laid!" Pete said.

the following was based on a true story

dolphin laid by pvb1012 October 9, 2009

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

Dolphin Pussy Jelly by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

Dolphin Tail 

When you're having sex with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and attempt to sneak it in her ass. She pulls her ass back, shakes her head no and makes sounds like a dolphin, "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka"...hence the dolphin tail.

Man, last night I was fucking this hot chick Tina, I attempted to hit the back door and she cock blocked me with a Dolphin Tail!

Dolphin Tail by Tina Does Dallas November 14, 2012

Dolphin on Wheels 

An old man's penis.

Oh shit. I just saw an old man naked waving his Dolphin on Wheels by an accident.

Dolphin on Wheels by antoniopinomino October 15, 2015

dolphin surveillance 

When a surveillance team blatently exposes themselves on purpose, and then dissapears completely, giving a suspect false security.

Based on how dolphins are observed in the ocean...

"now you see us, now you don't"

A sloppy and easy to spot team trails a suspect, gets noticed, and then after awhile, they stop pursuing the suspect. The suspect realizes that the people spying on him have stopped, and then gets a false sense of security.

It would be as if the people tailing you had left you for a picnic. (or so you think...)

But instead of the sloppy team tailing the suspect, a new upscaled professional team moves in to do surveillance, with precision and fixed posts.

Jon: There were two people following us, and they were out of place; not dressed like most people in Manhatten...It is SO obvious that they are following us, i've noticed them twice today...
David: Yes, but now they aren't anywhere to be seen... It's like they dissapeared on us.
Jon: Diana told me about this, it's dolphin surveillance!

dolphin surveillance by g-diggity May 28, 2008

Dolphin's Breath

When something is so amazing that it transcends the international language barrier.

Oh my God, this chicken burrito is the DOLPHIN'S BREATH! Word, yo.

Dolphin's Breath by D-Nasty77 June 20, 2011

dolphin rubbing 

When a person rubs a dolphin for sexual pleasure of themselves or the dolphin.

Karen and Matt are perverts. I heard they went dolphin rubbing on their honeymoon

dolphin rubbing by Tweedus101 August 10, 2015